1. Call Her By Another true name
There is absolutely no greater offence than forgetting who you’re along the way of penetrating. Punishable by way of a minimum sentence of a fortnight abstinence, up to maximum sentence of death, calling a female by another name can be an almost surefire solution to ensure she’ll never desire to see you again. Which, I assume, could be a positive thing with regards to the situation… If so, before you attempt something this crazy, at least make certain the evening is arriving at a detailed and all sharp objects are out of sight.