What Women Want (88e5f02)

9. Looks
Women are called the fairer sex for a reason. They’re much, much better looking than we are, what with our sharp angles, our hairy backs and our doughy centers. It is truly one of their great virtues that women are willing to spend so much time in our company despite our undeniably simian appearance.
Still, despite their good nature, women care about looks too (if not quite just as much as men do). Thus, it wouldn’t hurt to at least try to minimize the degree to which you remind them of a monkey. Women aren’t asking for much. Try to keep yourself well-groomed Wear clothes that fit, and at least make an effort to keep yourself in shape.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *