Viral Airplane Breakup

In 2015, flying sucks. You watch Mad Men and you’re like, “Oh look at how glamorous, individuals come in suits and the flight attendants are beautiful women and isn’t it amazing how mankind has conquered the AIR ITSELF?”
And then you have your shoes searched and an uninterested security guard is considering x-rays of you naked so you will get on the flight and you’re hungry and a sad sandwich is comparable to 10 bucks so you pay it as you hate yourself and can’t we just reach frigging Tacoma already?
Well, at least you aren’t in the heart of splitting up , right? Yesterday evening Not if you’re the indegent souls sitting near Twitter user Kelly Keegs, Keegs had the misfortune (or fortune, if the in-flight movies sucked) to be sitting near a couple amid divorce on a delayed flight.
He on the plane just split w his girlfriend and she’s SOBBING /IW9QVYxXdB
This fight had EVERYTHING. It included shots at extra airline fees even!
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be with this fucking flight with you”
This might function as kind of situation where ghosting the indegent woman might actually have already been less bad. But unless you’re an especially dumb bout of Scooby-Doo, how will you ghost on an airplane? It is a metal tube in the sky and you also didn’t pay for high grade. Was this dude thinking about hiding in the toilet for four hours? Doesn’t he realize he’d skip the drink service?!?!
“Is that what you’re needs to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Similar to the others?”
“Is that what you’re needs to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Similar to the others?”
Well, he previously the chutzpah to split up at the start of a flight. That degree of chutzpah is pretty damn special.
“I’ll ask Charlotte. I’ll ask her when we go back home and we’ll see if your STORIES MATCH” (Omg scandal who’s Charlotte?)
We’ve devolved into Taylor Swift lyrics here. She is going to speak to her friends, speak to your friends, and will continue steadily to speak to him. But will they ever, ever, ever reconcile…?
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
Yes. Yes, they’ll.
We became popular, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them alone between makeouts

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