Things To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Gaining Weight

Things To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Gaining Weight
Top 10 10 10 Subtle Things To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Gaining Weight
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Years ago (maybe five?) we published an article under this title that was meant to be a ridiculous joke, but our attempt at light humor fell absolutely flat. It wasn’t funny – in fact, it was insulting to women and the men who love them. For years the article sat forgotten in our archives, until recently, when we were reminded of its existence by some angry readers and were compelled to rewrite it.
Sloth is among the perks of coupledom. You’ve done your wooing, you found a great girl, you’re through the bruising gauntlet that is single life, where it seems any misstep can mean the difference between a hook-up and a date with your hand. Same goes for her. She’s not trying to knock you out each and every time she shuffles into the kitchen for a Bagel Bite (incidentally, Bagel Bites may be section of the problem here, but more on that later). It might be unreasonable to expect otherwise. That said, it isn’t unreasonable to expect your lover to maintain some fitness level and self-care even with you’re partnered. If your spouse is twice the girl she was previously, it might be time and energy to address that. How? Christ, we have no idea. We’re not that stupid. But in the event that you must, here are several (hopefully) helpful suggestions.

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