Dating for all those normals is weird enough, but celebrity dating is weird on steroids, no relevant question about any of it. So many unanswered questions! Everyone understands celebs only date other celebs, but how famous does someone need to be to count? If you attach with a random fan are they likely to screenshot everything and leak your nudes? And just why may be the paparazzi following us, honey???
Well, one question that’s no more unanswered is, do Hollywood stars sound ridiculous if they make an effort to hit on people? Because because of this hilarious Howard Stern Show anecdote from Olivia Wilde concerning the time Jason Sudeikis hit on her behalf at a celebration with a ridiculously dumb line, we are able to confirm that the solution is yes. Take a look:
It’s true that the dating game is not a level playing field. In the event that you tried this crap – from the weirdo pickup line to the month of no communication to the four straight dates with out a kiss – you’ll result in a girl’s phone as “Never Talk To This Guy” and not “FiancГ© Material” – let alone if you tried them on Olivia Wilde
Still, it’s good to know that you don’t necessarily need to be suave as hell to make a gorgeous rich celebrity fall for you – you just need to be handsome, rich and famous like her. Easy peasy.
The other upshot? Apparently, online dating isn’t the only way to meet people. Who knew?