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7. Massage Oil
Another common fantasy, specifically for those who have had a professional massage, involves incorporating massage oil. It gives the body a nice sheen, makes everything slick and reduces friction. Sounds great, right? Unfortunately, it also tastes awful, makes you feel as if you’ve been sweating in a sauna and creates regrettable fapping” sounds each and every time body parts collide. Oh, and if you accidentally buy a warming” massage oil, it will soon feel like liquid lava on the more sensitive parts of your body.

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