There’s nothing worse compared to the phrase “from your league” with regards to dating. It’s just like the English language conspired to place four words together to remind you that there surely is a class of women on the market you are never, ever likely to get near.
Fortunately, that is (at the very least usually) nonsense. You can find more examples than we are able to think of where you discover a striking woman on the arm of a man who’s completely, almost offensively ordinary to ordinary people.
Just how do those guys start carrying it out? Well the short answer is they treat beautiful women like they could any other, and hopefully have some smarts and charm to go along with it. Needless to say, we’re hoping you do not accept the short answer, and instead read for the tips about how to date a stylish woman ahead.
Respect Her Intellect
Tina Fey is both smart, and really, good looking really. Her long-time husband, Jeff Richmond, isn’t (although he could be, we’re told, an excellent piano player.) Just how did the 5’3″ Richmond woo her? By firmly taking her to a museum on the first date. It brilliantly worked. Then suggested taking her to the strip club with a lot of friends. It went less well:
“The fck you’ll,” was Fey’s response.
Sometimes you need to adhere to the museum.
You can though dream, right?
Have An Intellect
In the event that you needed some incentive to become world-famous ever, award-winning novelist (albeit with the odd fatwa against you), you merely need consider the love life of Salman Rushdie. Rushdie doesn’t scream “raging sex appeal” – he’s 5’7″, frumpy and aging, and yet does only date and marry a blast of ridiculously attractive women. Put it this way, the author, who wrote Midnight’s Children – as well as the slightly controversial Satanic Verses – was Mr. Padma Lakshmi until 2007. The couple divorced, and so he reportedly bounced back with the not-unattractive Indian model Riya Sen, and when that fell apart dated a bunch more beautiful women, including Pia Glenn, pictured below.
“All I had to do was write a book, and now I’ve got more game than 99% of you poor bastards”
The man quite simply gives hope to erudite people the world round. Any deficiencies in his looks were more than made up for with his brains; so remember, if you think a girl’s out your league, exercise your thinking muscle just a little bit.
An attractive girl hits on you. Ninety percent of the time this should run smoothly, but occasionally little panic synapses will start firing away in your brain and you’ll feel the uncontrollable urge to say something stupid or get irredeemably uptight.
“Must… not… say anything stupid.”
Just remember, she’s probably not thinking, “I’m attractive, therefore everybody around me should tremble,” and on the off-chance she is, you probably isn’t someone you’d want to date anyway. So take it easy, act natural and you never know what’ll happen. You’ll definitely have a better chance than if you act like a deer in the headlights.
“Yep, I’ve said something stupid.”
Be Fun
Being fun doesn’t hurt either; it might have landed you Anne Hathaway, had you just gotten your act together earlier. Hathaway recently married long-time boyfriend Adam Shulman, who, rumor has it, is actually a “normie” like the rest of us.
How’d he do it? Well, she actually got together with him by pursuing him, asking him out on a trip. She explained her logic thusly: “Of all the people in LA, I thought I’d have the best time with that guy Adam.”
Anne explains how to woo her, now that it’s way too late.
Don’t Be Afraid To Be Romantic
Ever heard of a guy called Cash Warren? No? Well, the main thing to know about him is that he’s an ordinary guy (although his name makes him sound like the villain in a Dickens-esque 1980s B-movie action script) who managed to set himself up with Jessica Alba.
Alba credits her husband for being romantic, thoughtful and helpful around the house. We know, we know, it doesn’t sound very glamorous. But then again, if being a nice guy helps set you up with the Jessica Albas of this world, do you really care?
He’s surely doing something ‘t Push For Sex
This should be obvious, but it isn’t always. You’ve got an extremely attractive girlfriend, it’s not a crazy concept that you’ll want to have sex with her. Don’t push it too far though, or you’ll end up with one of two options: She’ll just keep turning you down, which won’t exactly do wonders for either of your respect levels for you. The other option is that is that she takes pity on you and agrees to sex; at which point, it might end up looking something like this:
Don’t Just Fixate On How Pretty She Is
I used to think women were complicated. But they’re actually quite simple. Just compliment their shoes and their eyebrows and you’re good.
Or you could just listen to this guy.
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