Edible Anus Chocolates


The Story

It is 2016, so everyone is into a little butt play. Proof? This crazy Valentine’s Day gift idea that you almost certainly didn’t get for your sweetheart — butt chocolates made by Edible Anus. No, you didn’t read that wrong.

For just $38.95 plus shipping, you can give your sweetheart a variety of chocolate sweets you’d have to be an ass to not love. Lets check out how it works, shall we?

The Snapshot

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The Lesson

If chocolate isn’t your thing, for just a mere $9,000 you can get your sweetheart a molding of their asshole made of gold.

I think what we all need to learn from this brilliant gift is that the internet is a beautiful wasteland of creation. So if you messed up on V-Day and didn’t get her what she really wanted… here’s your path to salvation.

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