Awkward Things Guys TELL Girls

There’s a lot of ways to flub a pick-up line A LOT. In fact, you’re better off just not using them if you can help it. But, now and again some brilliant line surfaces in your brain and you feel compelled to share it, only to realize moments later that what you just said sounded super. duper. insane.
That’s not to say that a smooth move or line can never be pulled off gracefully, but, you know, just give it a quick run through the ol’ insanity filter before spurting it out. That way, you won’t end up a top-rated anecdote in a Reddit thread or in a Tinder horror story
1. Getting Saucy
2. You’d Be Surprised How Often This Line Never Works
3. They’re Just Like Loose Change
4. In Ireland, THIS CAN BE A Major Compliment
5. DEAL. BREAKER.
6. He Wasn’t Using His Melon When He Tried This One
8. 23% Of Marriages Start DUE TO THIS
9. Any Variation Of ‘I Want To Touch Your Face’ Is Always Creepy
10. Cooooooool

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